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Rajinikanth and Amitabh Bachchan

Thursday, September 09th, 2010 | Author: Vivek

Hope all Rajini fans will enjoy this funny story…

Rajinikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, “You know, I know everyone, Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, “OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?”

“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it” Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts — “Thalaiva!!! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!”

…Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Tom Cruise’s house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.

“No, no, just name anyone else” Rajini says

“President Obama”, Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts …”Yes”, Rajini says, “I know him.”

And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, — “Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up”.

Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.

“The Pope,” Amitabh Bachan replies …”Sure!” says Rajini, “My folks are from Italy and I’ve known the Pope
a long time”.

Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me
just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.”

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican… Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Amitabh Bachan’s side, Rajini asks him, “What happened?”

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, “I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,

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“Who’s that on the balcony with Rajini?”

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The Fake IPL Player

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 | Author: Vivek

I Guess Most of you might have come to know about this Fake IPL Player by now. If you haven’t, i suggest you to visit his blog soon… Its so damn funny and mysterious. He is covering the IPL better than any of the News Channels, bringing us the inside scoop on the IPL Players and Teams.

Thanks to him I know how Sourav Ganguly feels after being ditched as captain, and who hangs out with who, etc etc.

The Sheikh of Tweak. Pedophile Priest. Vinnie Dildo. Lord Almighty. Calypso King. And so on. Very amusing takes on players and happenings

It has become clear that this is perhaps upsetting an already upset team. The Knight Riders’ CEO Joy Bhattacharya denied the blog was coming from a player within the team, claiming it was “sick and perverted”. Which it hilariously is.

Who is the Fake IPL Player then? Everyone wants to know, everyone’s speculating, and it’s damn near impossible to figure this one out. He has even given a little disclaimer: All characters appearing in this work (blog) are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional.

He seems intelligent and has very Good Imagination, and much of the writing suggests this. Is definitely Indian, can speak English well, and must be an insider of some sort. There are slip ups in spelling at times but it’s got a well educated feel to it. When it became clear that the writer had a considerable idea of what was going on in the team, it seemed it could be a journo doing the honors. But they’ve denied this too. Rumors say that it could be SRK, Ganguly or even Shoaib Akthar. You never know!

Whoever he is, the Blog is so Hilarious, is Mysterious and has lots of Ironic(sometimes Lewd) Remarks. The Number of Followers and Hits he is getting is Increasing in Hundreds every other minute. Bring it On… Mr. Anonymous.

Valentine’s Day Joke!

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 | Author: Vivek
A Funny Conversation about Valentine’s Day between me and my friend…
Gowtham: enna da valentine’s day special enna? (Wassup Dude? Wat’s Special for Valentine’s Day?)
Vivek: i think “meen kolambu” will be there in my home.. unga veetla inna special? (We’re Planning to Cook “Fish Curry” at our Place! Wat’s Special there?)
This is Called Nose Cut in Indian Ingleesh! Nose Cut- A Sharp Retort or Insult!
Gowtham: lol
Vivek: rofl!

Wat do you guys think about this?! ;)