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Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 | Author: Vivek

I Guess Most of you might have come to know about this Fake IPL Player by now. If you haven’t, i suggest you to visit his blog soon… Its so damn funny and mysterious. He is covering the IPL better than any of the News Channels, bringing us the inside scoop on the IPL Players and Teams.

Thanks to him I know how Sourav Ganguly feels after being ditched as captain, and who hangs out with who, etc etc.

The Sheikh of Tweak. Pedophile Priest. Vinnie Dildo. Lord Almighty. Calypso King. And so on. Very amusing takes on players and happenings

It has become clear that this is perhaps upsetting an already upset team. The Knight Riders’ CEO Joy Bhattacharya denied the blog was coming from a player within the team, claiming it was “sick and perverted”. Which it hilariously is.

Who is the Fake IPL Player then? Everyone wants to know, everyone’s speculating, and it’s damn near impossible to figure this one out. He has even given a little disclaimer: All characters appearing in this work (blog) are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional.

He seems intelligent and has very Good Imagination, and much of the writing suggests this. Is definitely Indian, can speak English well, and must be an insider of some sort. There are slip ups in spelling at times but it’s got a well educated feel to it. When it became clear that the writer had a considerable idea of what was going on in the team, it seemed it could be a journo doing the honors. But they’ve denied this too. Rumors say that it could be SRK, Ganguly or even Shoaib Akthar. You never know!

Whoever he is, the Blog is so Hilarious, is Mysterious and has lots of Ironic(sometimes Lewd) Remarks. The Number of Followers and Hits he is getting is Increasing in Hundreds every other minute. Bring it On… Mr. Anonymous.

Friday, April 17th, 2009 | Author: Vivek

The last three days have been the laziest days since a long time. Not that i am active otherwise! It’s jus’ that, I have been thinking of doing a lot of things but then, i don’t feel like doing them! Here are a Few Things that i have been Thinking Of Doing, But Haven’t Done Yet!

I have been Thinking of studying for APICS… even though that needs a lot of self-motivation.

I have been Thinking of doin’ my DBMS Assignment… even though i have to go search for the A4 Sheets.

I have been Thinking of Shaving… even though i would feel like a Skinned Chicken for a week.

I have been Thinking of getting a Hair Cut… even though i have to walk down to the Salon in Marshall Street.

I have been Thinking of Washing My Clothes…even though i have to carry all of them to the Basement, where the Washing Machine and Dryer is located.

I have been Thinking of Cutting My Nails… even though i have to search for my Nail Cutter among all the Mess.

I have been Thinking of Eating something… but even for that, i have to get out of bed and walk to kitchen!

Now i know… Even Thinking can be Tiring! I Guess all this Thinking has Exhausted Me! :D Somebody Help!

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Thursday, April 02nd, 2009 | Author: Vivek

Yes. Really… Do You Want to Talk to GoD?! You Can. Here is an Internet Site, where you can Chat with GoD! :D

Funny Artificial Intelligence Chat in a Flash interface. Repenting made easy.

Once you click the link at the end of this post, the internet page will open up and you have to hit “Enter”. You will be asked to choose a skin for the Chat Window… Brushed metal. Cadillac Pink. Heavenly blue. And then, you can Start Chatting with God.

To Start Chatting… Click on iGod!